Lucy and Ulrika were commanded to give King Terry a royal rub down. That meant stripping him to his boxers, laying him on a massage table and getting a proper pummeling from both ladies at once.
"It'll be a nice Swedish massage," Ulrika promised and without objection, Terry was soon enjoying a good rub down. "Oh that's quite nice actually," said Terry, getting into it. "It's been very tense being the king."
Tina, Coolio and Mutya were then commanded to give Terry a bath. "Get your crown off soft lad," said Tina, going for his scalp.
Coolio set to chafing the King with the loofer.
"You're not scouring a pan," screeched Terry.
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