Cairon has a big willy - according to fellow Big Brother housemate Kris, who told Big Brother in the Diary Room during the Ole Bamboo Shopping Task practice.
Cairon was keen to stress that his performance didn't need much improvement - just a bit of fine-tuning. "Chris Brown ain't got nothing on me," he claimed, "but I wanna be on Michael Jackson's level."
"Do you think we look good in leggings?" Kris asked Big Brother. "I don't like standing next to Cairon because he's got a big willy."
"I tucked mine under so it's alright now," said Cairon comfortingly.
There was a long silence from Big Brother. "How do you feel the other housemates are faring in the Task?"
"They're giving it a go," said Cairon. "I think we should have mixed up the groups a bit more, because you have the four best dancers in one group."
*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother
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