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Thursday, 20 August 2009

BB10: Day 78 - Halfwit In Love With Bea?

Halfwit and Bea spent a few intimate times together while in the Big Brother house. Freddie confirmed on BBBM that nothing sexual had happened between the couple while they were in bed.

Things had turned sour between Bea and Freddie before his eviction but it hasn't stopped Bea telling Marcus that she thinks that Freddie was in love with her.

They were discussing the impending eviction when she suddenly asked: "Do you think Freddie was in love with me Marcus?"

"No," he quickly responded, to which she seemed surprised.

"No?" she reiterated, before adding: "I think he was."

Marcus again replied quickly, labelling her a "dick" for thinking so, and blaming the fact that she didn't have her "Big Brother brain" in gear.

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

BB10: Big Brother Viewing Figures Day 69 - 75

The latest batch of Big Brother 10 viewing figures are in and as housemates got used to life without Halfwit (Freddie), the warmer weather may have dented viewing figures slightly. Week on week the audience held tight with people tuning in later if they missed the first highlights show on Channel 4.

Day 75 (Mon 17 Aug) - 1.9 million (11% share), with a further 157,000 on Channel 4 +1

Day 74 (Sun 18 Aug) - 1.9 million (8% share) and 248,000 on C4+1

Day 73 (Sat 17 Aug) - 1.5 million (8% share) with 271,000 on Channel 4 +1.

Day 72 (Fri 16 Aug) - The Big Brother highlights show at 9pm had 2.4million viewers (11.7), then 2.41 million (15.2%) watched Freddie's (Halfwit) eviction. E4's subsequent edition of Big Brother's Big Mouth at 11pm pulled in 531k (5.8%).

Day 71 (Thu 15 Aug) - 2.3 million viewers (14% share) and 121,000 on Channel 4 +1

Day 70 (Wed 14 Aug) - 1.8 million (8% share), with a further 473,000 on Channel 4 +1

Day 69 (Tue 13 Aug) - 2 million and (9% share), with 542,000 on C 4 +1.

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Saturday, 15 August 2009

BB10: Day 73 - Freddie Was "Too Cocksure"

Housemates discussed Halfwit's shock departure from the Big Brother house with some saying he had become arrogant during recent days.

Lisa and Marcus agreed that it was Freddie's overconfidence that proved his downfall.

"I honestly think the reason is he kept saying he was 100% sure that he was staying in, and when you say that no-one likes it," said Marcus.

"People who are cocksure of themselves get nowhere," offered Lisa.

Siavash was the most defensive of Freddie while Bea was the happiest that he had gone in last night's eviction battle with Marcus. The result proved the closest yet in BB10, with just 53% voting for Halfwit and 47% voting for Marcus.

Will Marcus learn from Halfwit's fall or will the 'Irrepressible Dark Horse' ride onto a disastrous battle?

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10 Day 72 VIDEO - Eviction Result Announced

Another surprise for viewers and shock among housemates as Davina McCall announced to the house the tenth person to be evicted from Big Brother 10. The Channel 4 video below captures the moment the result is announced and the crowds reaction.



*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 72 - Halfwit Evicted In Close Result

It was the closest result of Big Brother 10 with just 3% difference between Marcus and Halfwit, but the public voted out the bookies favourite to win. This week proved a turning point for the popular housemate after rebellion and cockiness took over and Freddie became the tenth person to be evicted from the house.

Halfwit had looked like being the shows eventual winner for so long after surviving eviction week after week, but the public spoke and voted him out after seven attempts. It seems like Bea was his downfall, with some saying Halfwit had changed after Day 44. Although the public may not want Marcus to win BB10, they were more annoyed with Freddie's behaviour this week and voted him out.


*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

BB10: Day 69 VIDEO - Halfwit Wants To Know Who Nominated Him

Big Brother announces the housemates who will be facing the public vote for eviction, but one housemate is not happy. Watch the video below as Halfwit asks who nominated him this week as he is shocked to find out David is not up for eviction.



*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 69 - Naughty Lads Get Nominated For Eviction

The nominations are in and although several housemates said they would vote for David, it turns out that Halfwit and Marcus got the most votes and will now face the public vote. The pair got on the wrong side of several housemates over the weekend as they broke rules, incurring punishment on all the housemates. Then Halfwit had arguments with Charlie and Bea, while Marcus stole some cigarettes, even though he doesn't smoke.

Halfwit has been the bookies favourite to win Big Brother but over the past few days his popularity has been slipping, yet Marcus will be the favourite to be evicted on Friday.

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Monday, 10 August 2009

BB10: Day 68 - Nominations Rules Changed

Housemates were gathered together at the kitchen table as Big Brother dropped a shocking announcement - due to their rule breaking by talking about nominations, Big Brother was changing the rules. Housemates would now be free to discuss nominations - past, present and future.

Marcus was delighted with the news saying, "We must be the worst bunch of housemates ever, that they (Big Brother) thought 'we can't even be bothered to think of ways to punish you.' It's hilarious."

Halfwit, another one of the rule breakers thought the news was welcoming as it would help reduce paranoia. So while some housemates see this punishment as a reward, Big Brother has something far more sinister up their big sleeve and all will be revealed in due course........

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 67 VIDEO - Rebellion In The Diary Room

Those cheeky chappies try and pull the wool over Big Brothers eyes by trying to sleep in the Diary Room, as this video shows:


*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Sunday, 9 August 2009

BB10: Day 67 - Rebellion In Big Brother House

Looks like a rebellion is taking place in the Big Brother house and Halfwit, Marcus and Siavash are leading it. The three housemates were sent to jail earlier today for breaking rules - the trio slept in the Diary Room and ignored Big Brother. Then to make matters worse, they staged a jail break and once again wound up Big Brother.

Now ALL the housemates will be punished and Lisa wasn't happy about it. She ranted, "Why can't Big Brother just punish the people that need punishing? Why?" she continued angrily.
"I've had enough now, it's ********," she went on.

"Why should we all be punished – I ain't done nothing. Why? I wanna know why. They're obviously controlling your game now," added Lisa, referring to the three escapees. "I thought you were better than that. ****! I need to be working behind the scenes. Trust me, I'd be more vicious than that," she snarled.


Then Big Brother continued it's punishment by removing all the luxury food the housemates won during the Alice In Wonderland Task.

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 67 VIDEO - Halfwit v Charlie

Halfwit was having a moan about Dogface and Charlie jumps in to defend her against Halfwit. What follows is a full blown argument, as the video below shows.
Dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!


*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 67 - Charlie Argues With Halfwit

Charlie had been telling Lisa and David a few home truths about Halfwit, before confronting the popular housemate, according to The Sun.

Charlie said to Lisa and David: "He's trying to turn me against Lisa and he's trying to turn Sophie against Lisa."

He went on: "He's always trying to turn people against you Lisa, he's singled you out. If that's not a game plan I don't know what is.

"He's a little informer, a little snitch."

And he asked housemates: "If Freddie does say anything about me can you just tell him to say it to my face."

Later on Charlie confronted Halfwit himself who replied: "You have got me so wrong."

But Charlie wasn't letting up yet and told him: "It's always you, you have to get involved. You're always behind it all."

And as Halfwit tried to respond to the accusations Charlie silenced him saying: "Don't speak about it anymore, you have taken enough time out of my night. My brain is fried so no more words about this tonight. We can speak again just me and you tomorrow."

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 66 - Halfwit Gets A Purple Makeover

Halfwit went for a new makeover on Day 66 in the Big Brother house but might need a few more tries yet to get the look perfected. Maybe he'll get a part in the next Batman movie?


*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Friday, 7 August 2009

BB10: Day 65 - "Freddie's Got A Semi"

Dogface got an eyeful after some late night drunken fun in the Big Brother house. She had been giving Siavash a tickle as the pair joked together when Halfwit came over to join in but his 'sexy voice' was too much for Dogface and she whipped his shorts down.

"Sophie, you debagged me," cried Halfwit, as he gave chase.

Mayhem ensued as the housemates gave up their bitching for a few minutes and enjoyed, first a tickle fest, and then a free-for-all in the pool.

Later, Siavash, Bea, Halfwit and Dogface showered down together, and Dogface was floored by a second sight of Halfwit's manhood.

"Freddie's got a semi," she hooted.

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Thursday, 6 August 2009

BB10: Day 64 VIDEO - David Feels Sick!

As part of the Alice In Wonderland Task, the four playing cards (Bea, Halfwit, David and Lisa) had to eat some pretty disgusting food. While they all tried their hardest, David struggled the most as he tried to eat the pigs tails.

Watch the video below for the full story...........



*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

BB10: Day 63 VIDEO - Halfwit v David Bust Up

Watch the explosive video as Halfwit has a go at David saying he has a game plan, Marcus stirs things and Lisa tells Halfwit he is the one with a game plan. The best video in a long time with Lisa back to her best (she's been too well behaved for a few weeks) and the house divided over the nominations twist.


*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 63 - Lisa 'I'm Not Liked On The Outside'

After a massive row with Halfwit and Marcus, Lisa and David took some time to reflect,"We shouldn't be all up should we?" David hissed angrily. "We ******* shouldn't. It's taking it out on people that don't break rules. It's not fair," he added.

"I'm not bothered any more," sighed Lisa.

But she could barely squeeze a word in with David having a rant. "And he just laughed in our faces," he said, referring to his bust-up with Marcus. "He wanted that to happen. That's why I'm not bothered. You can kiss my ******* **** mate."

"I don't care about Friday now. I'm quite looking forward to it. I've been told by different people that I'm not liked on the outside, so that's their opportunity to get me out," added Lisa.

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

BB10: Day 62 - Gameplan Row Breaks Out



It all kicked off after Big Brother told the house that everyone faced the public vote because of rule breaking.

Dogface and Rodrigo were chastising Marcus about breaking the rules, but all they received off Marcus and Halfwit were belly laughs.

"I find it funny," laughed Halfwit. "everyone's had game-plans."

"Who has a game-plan?" asked Lisa, affronted.

"I've not broken one rule. What game-plan have I got?" added David. And then it all exploded.

Bea laid into David for the previous butter row, Marcus backed her up, trying to illicit a reaction from Lisa and Halfwit sat on the sidelines, splitting his sides.

Rodrigo and Dogface looked on, but Lisa and David were clearly riled.
"We were genuine friends. I don't know why you dislike me," whined Bea.
"I've worked you out, I know what you're up to," replied David.

"You're so cocky, you're ****holes," said Lisa to Halfwit as he laughed in her face. Lisa walked out to grumble to rabbit Siavash, while Marcus and Halfwit laughed away to themselves in the other room.

"This is awesome!" cheered Marcus.

As the House dispersed to cool down, Halfwit went into the garden to gloat to Siavash. "You open the gates of truth," said Halfwit. "Everyone's been exposed!"

David calmed down in the bedroom while Lisa raged to anyone who'd listen in the lounge. "I don't want anything to do with Halfwit. He's cocky. He's a little ****."

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

Monday, 3 August 2009

BB10: Day 61 - Marcus Sent To Jail For Masturbation Shocker!

Marcus must be feeling sexually frustrated again and this time he wanted to show Halfwit what he wanted to do, but ended up in the BB Jail for it.


Marcus thought he'd share some private information about 'Marcus time' with Halfwit and Bea. Information we're sure they could have done without knowing.

As Halfwit looked on, Marcus sat on the step in the Garden, giving his bicep a workout on the dumbbell, his other arm placed manfully on his knee. They talked about nominations. Nothing unusual there, you might think. But wait...

"I'm going to do my nominations, then channel some sexual energy," announced Marcus.

Halfwit giggled. Readers of a sensitive disposition, look away now.

"Do you think my way is heroic?" Marcus asked Bea as she joined them in the Garden. "My way. Is it heroic?"

"No," she replied. We think by the word 'way' he was referring to some sort of method for creating a 'blind spot' in order to have some privacy.

"I will show you. I'll show you that my way is heroic. Come on, let's get the duvet and I'll show you."

Bea and Halfwit followed Marcus.

"You're not actually going to..?" said Halfwit, worried.

"I might," said Marcus. The threesome walked through the Lounge and into the Toilet.

"I've got a very attractive penis, thank you for asking," said Marcus. Er, he didn't ask, Marcus. No-one asked.

"Right you take that off," said Marcus, grappling with the mirror in the Toilet, unable to take it off the wall. "Denied!"

"Beautifully ironic and weird," laughed Halfwit.

"You can't stop the champ!" said Marcus. "I'm a force of nature. You can't stop a force of nature."

Just then Big Brother reminded Marcus not to tamper with the fixtures and fittings. So instead he covered himself with a duvet and started gesturing, narrating as he went.

"You've got your tissues there. And then you just work away," he instructed. Work away? At what Marcus, at what?!

It wasn't long before Big Brother called Marcus into the Diary Room and punished him for tampering. With fixtures and fittings, that is, not himself.

"You are bad man," Halfwit told him, as Marcus skulked grumpily to the jail in the Garden. "You can go to prison and reflect."

"They can't stop me. The very nature of the Irrepressible Dark Horse just is... irrepressible," confirmed Marcus.



*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother

BB10: Day 61 - Bea Tells Halfwit They Are Only Friends

Halfwit is the latest male housemate to have a knock back, yet rather than give his overworked brain a rest, he's decided the best way to tackle things is to have a heart to heart with Bea - whether she wants one or not.

Coming into the Bathroom earlier today Halfwit interrupted Bea when she couldn't escape - while she was having a bath, in her bikini. Settling himself beside her, he began to try explain why last night he'd asked her if she 'fancied' him.

"You put me on the spot," she told him.

"I didn't intend that," said Halfwit.

"I didn't appreciate it. It came out of the blue," she said.
"My real attitude is the genuine, easy-going attitude," said Halfwit. "Sorry. It's played on your insecurities too."

"Can you pass the soap?" asked Bea, instigating some diversion tactics. "You sounded so serious. You were saying things and I was like, what do you mean? It feels like you're probing.
Honestly, I haven't been asked that question since I was fourteen."

Halfwit shifted uncomfortably, saying: "The reason I said that word was because you said, come on, say it."

"I think I've made you quite aware of my mindset and my attitude," continued Bea. "So I was like, surely he's not asking me that. And you were! And it's not the best time to be having that conversation, with the lights off while we're in bed."

Halfwit started to talk again but Bea'd had enough. Clearly bath time wasn't the right time to be having this conversation either.

"Can we have this conversation in ten minutes?" she asked.

"Yeah! Cool mate! Enjoy your bath!" said Halfwit, uneasily breezy all of a sudden, and left the Bathroom.

"For ****'s sake!" sighed Bea, settling back into her bath.

A bit later on the pair reconvened at the bus stop and Bea spelt it out for Halfwit, once and for all. "I'm you're friend," she stressed. "We have things in common. I'm affectionate with everyone. But that's it."

"I know Bea, I know," stressed Halfwit uncomfortably.

"I don't want to have this talk again. It all feels a bit intense."

*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother
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