Questions have been raised over the sincerity of the romance between Kris and Dogface (Sophie), as things have heated up between the BB10 housemates. This afternoon Big Brother decided it was time to talk to the pair in a bid to find out if their romance was fake or not.....
"Are you familiar with the Rules of the Big Brother House?" asked Big Brother after Dogface and Kris sat down.
"Yeah?" answered Kris nervously.
"Big Brother would like to refer you to page 22 of the Rules – the Rule regarding fake romances?"
"Yeah?" Kris answered again.
"Fake romances will not be tolerated in the Big Brother House," Big Brother reminded them, before reading out a detailed account of a conversation Dogface had had with Saffia.
"Dogface, last Sunday at 2.54pm, in a conversation with Saffia, you said 'I want some blokes in here'. Saffia said 'we need some more men, 'cause you see with just Charlie and Kris – they're beautiful, but they're like brothers'."
"Dogface," continued Big Brother, "you said 'they're not really my type'. Saffia said 'what's your type?' Dogface, you said 'I don't know, I like skinny guys with tattoos, but I really like black men'. Saffia said 'who would be your perfect man – someone like Usher?' Dogface, you said 'yeah, someone like that, really nice.'"
"Dogface," asked Big Brother, "what have you got to say for yourself?"
"It's private," protested Dogface.
"Dogface," asked Big Brother, "does Kris resemble the multi-platinum selling R&B artist Usher in any way?"
Big Brother then turned to Kris: "Is there anything you'd like to say to Big Brother?"
"No," said Kris, playing along. "I'm very upset with you at the minute, 'cause you've bruised my ego, making me think I should get a tattoo and learn some dance routines."
"And get better-looking," added Dogface with a coy giggle.
"That's not possible," replied Kris.
*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother
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