Coolio offered Ulrika a flash of his crown jewels in an attempt to flirt with her as she lay in the luxury bedroom. The Celebrity Big Brother housemate was obviously feeling a bit frisky during the full moon and tried his luck at chatting Ulrika up."Are you tired?" Coolio asked Ulrika. "Is you're a** hurting? You want me to rub your a** for you?"
"My a*** is alright," replied Ulrika with a grin.
"Where'd you want me to rub it at?" asked Coolio, thinking persistence might be the key.
"No!" laughed Ulrika, "there's people watching."
"There ain't nobody watching," said Coolio, adding "if nobody was watching, would you let me do it?"
"Yeah right," said Ulrika scornfully.
After a few more suggestive comments Coolio put forward a slightly more cuddly idea.
"So, you wanna spoon?" asked Coolio trying to wear Ulrika down
"No," said Ulrika from the comfort of her pillow, "it's the best offer I've had today though."
Sensing that the softly softly approach was getting him nowhere, Coolio decided to be a bit more direct. "You want me to flash it?"
"No!" barked Ulrika.
"You ready?" asked Coolio suggestively as Ulrika buried her face in her hands. Luckily Coolio spared her any previews of his crown jewels!
*BB official website: www.channel4.com/bigbrother
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